What's the point in being insane if you can't have a little fun?
John Nash, quoted on site May 1, 2003
What a horrible adventure with that ham demon...
Invader Zim, quoted May 2, 2003
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand, and when they meet it's a happy land
They Might Be Giants, Quoted May 3, 2003
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you; make a little birdhouse in your soul
They Might Be Giants, Quoted May 4, 2003
Yes, it is mighty impressive, that can...
Invader Zim, quoted May 5, 2003
Nematodes are people too!
Spongebob Squarepants, quoted May 7, 2003
I named my nickel Phillip!
Cosmo, quoted May 8, 2003
I gotta' go pig! I'll see ya later!
Gir, quoted May 10, 2003
And they had plenty to eat until they died.
The Brothers Grimm, quoted May 11, 2003
If there's a place you gotta' go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the map; I'm the map, I'm the map, if there's a place
you gotta' get, I can get you there I bet, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm
the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map!
The Map, quoted May 13, 2003
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago
Dan Quayle quoted May 21, 2003