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Okay, so Bream's got 4 or 5 supporters, but one stands out from all the rest.  Writer of essay's nobody else on earth could think of and philosophy more purposeless than Kant or Copernicus, and winner of the Bream Award of Excellence, So-Crates is possibly the best writer we have.  His tales of the almighty frog Abiclabicus were such hysterically bizarre writings I cried while reading them.  So we decided to give him his own page.

Contents

The Legend of Lord Abiclabicus

The Oven Mitt of Death

So-Crate's Autobiography

Karmpa Theory

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