Okay, so Bream's got 4 or 5 supporters, but one stands out from all the rest. Writer of essay's nobody else on
earth could think of and philosophy more purposeless than Kant or Copernicus, and winner of the Bream Award of Excellence,
So-Crates is possibly the best writer we have. His tales of the almighty frog Abiclabicus were such hysterically bizarre
writings I cried while reading them. So we decided to give him his own page.